I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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