So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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