somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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