i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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