Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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