he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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