Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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