careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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