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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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You are a booty call, not a friend.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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