i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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