I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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