READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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