i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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