My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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