And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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