.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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