I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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