im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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