Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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