I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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