I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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