I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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