Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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