Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
