just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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