im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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