How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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