did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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