what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Drunk walkin through police station. America
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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