1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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