How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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