I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
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he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens