ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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