i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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