Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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