Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
