This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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