I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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