she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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