what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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