We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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