What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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