Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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