I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Holy shit dude........stairs
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