Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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