I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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