Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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