I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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