Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
