Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?