The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
Me, myself and I
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming