talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
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I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize