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Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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