we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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